My custom dress arrived from China!
It would have fit perfectly if I hadn't just had the giant hump removed from my back. Also, are there women who have 80" shoulders and 30" waists? If so, hit me up, I have the dream dress for you...
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|Retrace your steps. Where was the last place you saw it?|
|Because my raccoon girlfriend always says she is on her period or has a headache and I have a nasty rash.|
"My Raccoon Girlfriend" Premieres on Fox in Fall 2013
|If your dog can't teach you how to hump, you need to kill him.|
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